A couple of us were lounging in the dorm, watching Miracle, the one about the boys playing hockey. At some point, a few of my boys and I started riffing about how Paul Blart: Mall Cop might be the real masterpiece. Suddenly, the laptop’s hijacked, and the projector flickers to life with Kevin James in all his glory as Paul Blart. It was 1:30 a.m., and we dove into this cinematic treasure, finishing it whenever the credits rolled. Along the…
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Stalker 1979
This would’ve been better if it were Paul Blart: Mall Cop—or honestly, just about any other movie.
I hate to be that guy, and I’m not trying to take this review too seriously, but the reality is that this movie is so empty and directionless that it can mean anything to anyone. It blatantly rips from biblical scripture—borrowing its depth and meaning—yet somehow gets praised as profoundly innovatived. Meanwhile, the same people who give it five-star reviews and call it…
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