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Recent reviews

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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  Even if the kids are smarter in this reboot, the little bitch is still the cause of everything.

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  The Boondock Saints 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  In under two hours, Willem Dafoe went from father figure to Mommy in my eyes

Popular reviews

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  Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Aug 2021

  I want to knock all the shit down in the Bob Ross section of Books a Million now.

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  Aquaman 2018

  ★★ Watched 29 Aug 2020

  I’m not gonna lie, the first time I’m watched it, the DVD stopped playing around the time King Orm called himself the Ocean Master and it was absolutely hilarious to me

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