Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Afflicted 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Very weird watch if your name is Audrey

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  Evidence 2011

  ★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Yeah I couldn’t finish it. Was a mix between Blair Witch and The Rage, and I’m not a fan of either of those

Popular reviews

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  Audition 1999

  ½ Watched 06 Aug 2022 2

  I CANNOT BELIEVE I WASTED 2 HOURS ON THIS AWFUL MOVIE! 30 minutes go by and I’m like “okay, so it’s a slow burn”. An hour goes by and I say “maybe the second half will be filled with scares”. But after an hour and a half of nothing happening I’m like “WTF?” This is rated the #1 scariest foreign film according to science and instead of being scared I wanted to fall asleep! So I tough out the final…

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  Dashcam 2021

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Feb 2024

  Annie Hardy is a fugly cow