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  Elf 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Dec 2024

  This movie marked the beginning of my father’s obsession with narwhals and the realization that they actually are real. Up there with The Holiday as far as Christmas movies go ◡̈

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★ Watched 21 Nov 2024

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