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  Trap 2024

  ★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  MID! channing tatum DUPE pinkpantheress DUPE! idek m night shyamalan movies do not tickle my pickle. this was a highly-praised recommendation from jakob's brother so idk what movie they watched but this one wasn't for me

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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  mr tumnus nooo

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  John Tucker Must Die 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 22 May 2024

  i loved this movie the way i love radio rebel and christmas mail

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  Insidious: Chapter 2 2013

  ★½ Watched 13 May 2024

  while doing some research into the creative intentions behind parker's character i found this absolute masterpiece of journalism: what the fuck is this

  anyway this movie disappointed me. there was like one good scare but i think this made me fully decide i dislike hollywood horror films. youtube analog horror soooo much better......

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