i’m always right. chronic val kilmer watcher. any kilms will not be rated impartially, sorry. (not sorry)
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An American in Paris 1951
on god i’m moving to paris!!
this is a MOVIE. like the art of film in the purest form. so much care and detail, beautiful sets, costuming, color palettes, choreography, just truly beautiful. also gene kelly is not real.
“the more beautiful everything is, the more it will hurt without you.” omg that’s crazy lol i’m jumping off a balcony
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Ella Enchanted 2004
if we can put aside the ummm incredible cgi for a moment and discuss the costuming for this movie i would really enjoy that. the costuming is perfect. i’m being so serious, it’s perfect. the mix of y2k inspirations with medieval inspirations is so well done, perfectly reflects the 2004 it was made in while still clearly taking place in a kingdom in a time of past or whatever. it’s the kind of costuming you can theme a party around,…
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Funny Little Cars: Adventures in the Little Oaza 2013
found this gem at dollar tree. watched it stoned. no idea what the fuck is going on
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Nosferatu 2024
robert eggers i love you so bad……
this. THISSS is vampire film. lily rose depp, i owe you an apology. bill skarsgard, im actually still not sure if that’s actually you. willem dafoe, i need you.
atmosphere and tone were soooo good i could actually eat them. like i watched this movie for dinner. i ate it. i ate the film.“i have seen things in this world that would make isaac newton crawl back into his mother’s womb.”
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