Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  In the Lost Lands 2025

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  A perfect film for dads. It's got everything a dad could want: trains, explosions, a two-headed snake, lens flare, mind control, a werewolf, a witch, nuclear mutants. If you're a dad who hasn't been able to find anything to fill the Underworld-esque hole in your heart, this is it. Right here. This is that movie. No one does it like Paul.

• 

  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Disgustingly saccharin and dull. Antonio Banderas and Olivia Colman are wonderful in this, but I simply cannot stand the bear.

Popular reviews

• 

  The Croods 2013

  ★★ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  Croods.

• 

  Conclave 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Shockingly generic and poorly written. It was nice to check in with some of my favorite actors. John Lithgow? It's been awhile, how wonderful to see you. Ralph Fiennes? Been seeing you a lot recently, but you're always a delight. Stanley Tucci? Glad you're here.

Following