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  • Braindead
  • All the President's Men
  • RoboCop
  • Conclave

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  • Tootsie

    ★★★★

  • Hairspray

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Anora

    ★★★★

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★★

    But Moses again pleaded, “LORD, please! Send anyone else!”
    (Moses to God, Exodus 4:13)

    Forgive me. Please, no more investigations…let God’s will be done.
    (Lawrence to Ray, Conclave) 

    We find a Lawrence complacent in inactivity. He has naively placed his last bit of faith in the conclave itself: The hand of God must be moving throughout this place. God’s will will be done; we merely have to stand by and let it happen. 

    We leave a Lawrence who has realized,…

  • All the President's Men

    All the President's Men

    ★★★★★

    ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN STATISTICS 
    painstakingly gathered by me

    Cups of Coffee Drank*- 

    By Carl: 15 cups (6 visibly drank; 8 visible on table/desk; 1 held in hands but not drank), creating a rate of 1 cup every 9.2 minutes  

    By Bob: 10 cups (3 visibly drank; 7 visible on table/desk), creating a rate of 1 cup every 13.8 minutes 

    Cigarettes Smoked-
    Situations in which it was unclear whether or not a character was smoking the same cigarette from the previous…

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  • Hairspray

    Hairspray

    ★★★★

    🎶And if they try to stop us, Seaweed
    I’ll call the N double A CP! 🎶

    this movie is so right. racism ISN’T hip

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    The book was b—[gunshot] [a second auntjude squelches out of the human printer] The book was better

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  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★½

    a movie about the two scariest concepts known to man: getting phone calls and middle aged magicians

  • Eyes Without a Face

    Eyes Without a Face

    ★★★½

    Me and the girls used to do this to whoever fell asleep at the sleepover first