Austerman

Austerman

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • High Fidelity
  • Scream
  • It Follows

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  • Heretic

    ★★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

  • Moana 2

    ★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

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  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★★

    My thoughts as i watched this film in no particular order

    - sick vibe
    - “stopped sexing”. Classic. 
    - i would totally go to the church of Jar Jar Binks.
    - “forgive me father. Messa been bomb-bad.”
    - Hugh Grant is an incredibly charismatic psychopath. 
    - Radiohead is overrated 
    - who doesn’t love a creepy hooded woman in a basement 
    - these 2 girls are fantastic at acting creeped out
    - is that Christopher “Topher” Grace?!
    - having your ceiling…

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

    Pacing is all over the place. It has some of the most unironically hokey, cheesy dialogue I’ve ever heard. The story is very inconsequential and doesn’t seem to add much to the overall universe. Harrison Ford makes it incredibly obvious this was a paycheck movie. However i do believe Anthony Mackie was trying his absolute hardest but still couldn’t invested in the slightest. I don’t know what it was about Danny Ramirez tho. Every time that dude opened his mouth…

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★½

    Ho-ly sheit. That was a FILM.

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ….is that Chloe Fineman from SNL?

    The only thing i can compare this to is if Monty Python wasn’t funny.

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