Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Possessor 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Holy shite

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  Ex Machina 2015

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  I stand by my initial review. Bro was literally living my dream. Living deep in the woods, getting shitfaced every night, and fucking robot pussy.

Popular reviews

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  Lake Mungo 2008

  ★★½ Watched 13 Nov 2023

  For two weeks… Me Sam and Caleb have been making fun of this movie after watching the trailer of it. We couldn’t understand why it had such good ratings but looked like complete shit. We also have been screaming “LAKE MUUUUNGOOOO!!!” because of how fucking funny the name of the movie is. Well… we finally decided to watch it. Thinking it might be good even though we’ve been making fun of it. It wasn’t good. It fucking sucked. VERY VERY boring. Not scary at all. Good idea and not terrible acting. But bro what a fucking snooze fest.

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 2017

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 09 May 2023

  Me: “Hey Mantis, use your power on me and see what I’m feeling!”

  Mantis: “You are extremely horny…”

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