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Recent reviews

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  Locked 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a movie with gross finger nail shit in 2025, I’d have two nickels…which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Pacific Rim: Uprising 2018

  ★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  Missed opportunity: naming one of the robots Jaeger Bomb (also promptly found out this was a sequel directly after the movie ended. Have I seen the original? Nope.)

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  …so it was a comedy, right?

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