Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Yeah sure whatever man I don’t even care anymore

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Nathan Caine seems like the type of guy to unironically use the word Awesomesauce and I really fuck with that

Popular reviews

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Oct 2024

  My goat is washed 💔💔 (he has never actually had a good film)

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025 2

  Not to sound too dramatic but whenever a movie is shot entirely on IMAX and they crop it to widescreen for the home release it feels like I’ve been shot in the chest no less than 57 times