Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mike and Melissa 2012

  Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Me and the tulpa i bagged by being fucking insane

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025 1

  (In my best Steven Yeun voice)
  I WOULDNT EVEN KEEP YOU AS LIVE BAIT IN MY CARNIVAL!

Popular reviews

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  Hangin' with Leo!! 1998

  ½ Watched 22 Feb 2024 8

  Genuinely disgusting watch, I can’t stand pretty much every aspect of this abhorrent, abominable, film.

  Firstly, if they have been filming Leonardo for over a decade (he was 24 when this was released) then he would have been 14 when they started legitimately stalking him. This is extra disgusting considering how much the narrator talks about how desirable or how he’s such a heartthrob. It’s some of the strangest shit put to tape.

  And that’s just in the first 15 minutes! This…

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  The Vibrator 2012

  Watched 04 Aug 2024

  Sequel to Everybody Wants Some!!