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This movie wasn't good.
Kevin is a young boy who goes to his room for the night, and has a knight burst through his closet. When he turns on the lights, his room is normal. The next night, he has dwarves come through his closet. The dwarves are getting chased by a supreme being, and Kevin escapes with the dwarves.
They land in Italy during the Battle of Castiglione, and they meet Napoleon, who loves watching short people beating each…
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This movie sucked.
Sutter has a girlfriend named Cassidy and they're both foul mouth jerks.
Sutter tries to get his friend laid, and they meet two girls. Sutter and his friend go out with the girls, and Cassidy finds Sutter in a car with the girl. She assumes he's hooked up with the other girl, and leaves him.
Sutter shows up a few days later to confront her, but she has a new man now, and Sutter makes himself look terrible in front of all the the people at her house.
We turned it off, too much sex, and foul mouths.
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This movie sucked. The idea of the aliens came from a man looking at his hand while making whale sounds, and with star stickers on his fingers.
The movie starts with Louise holding a baby, but that is the future. Louise is a teacher, she goes to the school she sees a bunch kids at a TV and looks at the TV. She goes to her class and their are barely any kids, and one of the kids asks her…
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This movie was terrible.
They made Peter a drinker, Drax is wearing a shirt and Nebula has a rebar arm. They're home base is Nowhere, but in 'Infinity War' Peter says "Nowhere is a place, it sucks".
Adam Warlock attacks Nowhere to get rocket for The High Evolutionary who made Rocket. Rocket doesn't like talking about his past because The High Evolutionary killed all his friends, a otter named Lylla, a Walrus named Teefs and a bunny named Floor. Rocket…
