Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Oct 2024

  the worst and best movie i’ve ever seen

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  The First Omen 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  margaret is gods strongest soilder🩷
  i rlly wasn’t expecting this to be so cunty?!! the club scene??! that dress!!! HELLO!! man this movie oozes with style. you horror freaks must watch!!
  also i think i’m obsessed with margaret’s actress now…

Popular reviews

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  No Hard Feelings 2023

  ½ Watched 23 Oct 2023

  nope! couldn’t even finish.
  not about to watch a full 1hr40min movie with blatant grooming as its whole shtick.

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  Mulan 1998

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Mar 2024 1

  i get never-ending chills from this queer asf masterpiece every time i watch it!!
  top disney movie point blank period.
  WORDS CANNOT ENCAPSULATE HOW THIS MOVIE MAKES ME FEEL! ITS SO EMOTIONALLY IMPACTFUL I JUST WANNA CRY AND SMILE
  
  
  will i ever make a concise review? probably never!