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Captain America: The First Avenger 2011
Haunting and beautiful…. I love you bucky barnes…. I look up to you steve rogers…. I come back to this movie every march like geese to the south in the winter months
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The Avengers 2012
Argue with the wall, nostalgia consumes me and this movie was 10/10 when i saw it at the midnight premiere in 2012 with my dad and it is 10/10 now as i sit in my apartment
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Cocaine Sharks 2023
I’m so sad that diva had to hang out with a loser with a beard braid for the day but i am glad she got her bag
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Zoolander 2001
Everyone is saying they’re Hansel in these reviews. We are not the same. I’m Derek Zoolander. I do that thing with my mouth 24/7 . I stare in reflective surfaces. I think kids who can’t read good and who wanna learn and do other stuff good too should have spaces to build those skills. An orange mocha frappucino would turn around my mood. I believe wetness is the essence of beauty.
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