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Scooby-Doo 2002
I watched this movie with 10 people. This movie made me realize I cannot trust any of them…. Or anyone….. long story short, I’m now friendless. #trustissues #loner #keepyourfriendscloseandyourenemiescloser #friendless
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Shrek 2001
What a classic. My heart is bursting with love and warmth. This movie is so dear and sentimental to me. Let me tell you a story. Five years ago today, I got married to the soundtrack of shrek. We were standing on the altar, me in a green wedding dress to commemorate my love for shrek, and it almost felt like I was marrying shrek himself, which definitely helped. Let me be honest… I don’t actually love my husband- or…
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The Godfather 1972
“I did not care for the Godfather.” - Family Guy
Casually racist and misogynistic and way too long. But good cinematography I guess.Translated from by