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Recent reviews

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  Paul 2011

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  LOL
  ok not as funny when ur not baked as baaawls 
  but i love it it's so classic 
  MADE MY FREINDS WATCH IT AND IT GOT A WHOLE 4 STARS LFGGGGG 
  it's classy i told you 
  love love love this dumb movie

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  held my attention i was worried about that
  cinematography was beautiful
  nit picky but why make his castle seem so far away with the cutscenes in the beginning when she can see it from her window

Popular reviews

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  Y2K 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  shoulda cast emergency intercom..
  the jokes r silly but they don't really hit 
  LOOOOVE THE GRAPHICS THO

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  stupid fucking movie dumbass bitch they just wanted an excuse to use fx i hate this movie why does it have so many good ratings this dumb bitch abused the substance and i LOVED the concept but goddamn it was the worst trash i've ever seen 
  to leave it off; a quote from my mother:
  "is she birthing boobies??!!"