Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Evil Dead 1981

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Ash’s penance for that dumbass monobrow

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  this was reparations to black women for what robert pattinson did to FKA twigs

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★½ Rewatched 31 Jul 2024 3

  i was expecting them to pan over to the car and them to be having hot sweaty sex with wolverine riding on top

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  Deadpool 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Jul 2024 3

  if I was a white boy in middle school, I too, would make this character my whole personality