Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  they knew not to make me the chosen one because my ass would be anxious about my grades and of authority

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  Watched 09 Mar 2025

  this movie is marketed so incorrectly like damn i didn’t go in expecting to watch bridget navigate the five stages of grief as a single mother????

Popular reviews

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  The Menu 2022

  ½ Watched 25 Nov 2022

  i am so tired of the intentional girlboss trope

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  All Quiet on the Western Front 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2023 1

  can’t get over how the three chords in the score sound just like the song fire burning by sean kingston but whatever… shawty fire burnin on the dancefloor woa ooaaah

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