Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2023

  Great movie and all but Sydney Sweeney was so cringe.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  literally murder on the dancefloor

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jul 2023

  Outstanding. SUBLIME even.

  Hi, I’m Identity Crisis, Imposter Syndrome Afflicted Barbie™️. 

  All jokes aside, I’d like to talk about Michael Cera’s surprisingly impressive fight sequence. It was completely ineffectual to the plot but also so exciting to witness.

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 31 May 2023

  Halley Bailey is a Disney princess on and off the screen. Seriously the best real life Ariel they could ever come up with.

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