Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  the scene of ki-jung smoking a cig on the actively shit spewing toilet is poetic af 💯

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  deeply unserious but deeply serious at the same time. the mark ruffalo-trump parallels were very well done, not too obnoxious.

  cant believe they made creepers from minecraft into a real thing

Popular reviews

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  Tales from Earthsea 2006

  ★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  it feels wrong giving such a gorgeous movie this low of a rating but idk the plot just wasn’t it. the characters were all boring aside from cob (serving CUNT btw) and there were not NEARLY enough dragons

  i will say that willem dafoe was a supreme choice for the dub VA

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  WHY WAS HE A MONKEY