Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Despicable Me 2 2013

  ★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  brb gonna redownload minion rush and make a gigantic bowl of guac

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  Dream of a Rarebit Fiend 1906

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  fucking lost it when the bed started floating

Popular reviews

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  Barbie in Princess Power 2015

  ★★ Watched 12 May 2023

  plot: first of all the butterfly was really fucking ugly not that that matters but like i wouldn't want to be kissed by it. anyway, plot wise not that bad, just so many plot holes. like you cant just avoid lava thats not how lava works, also the twins just happen to wear comic book clothing? i don't think so. Kara was fun but so freaking privileged like we get it you like the camera get over yourself. at this point im just being a hater (a small ball of hate). anyway onto the things i liked!

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  Barbie and the Secret Door 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Apr 2023

  "what's a boy" - so every character is canonically lesbian <3