Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Palm Springs 2020

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I swear I would marry Andy Samberg right now but these lines are soooo corny

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  Closer 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I was gonna make a comment on how hot people shouldn’t wear ugly wigs but these actually looked pretty cool

Popular reviews

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  The Idea of You 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 May 2024 1

  Can’t even think of a joke but I need to watch more of Nicholas Galitzine being down bad

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  Can’t believe I’m being jump scared by the 8 foot tall Romanian basketball player that for some reason got employed to be the final alien, fucking weird and gross I love it.