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Fifty Shades of Grey 2015
Somehow so incredibly boring despite the laughably atrocious dialogue and the super freaky sex😭😭 take a shot every time there’s a crazy long montage of them in helicopter or a car
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M3GAN 2022
easily the worst movie i’ve ever seen. i was hoping that it’s foulness would be made up for in hilarity, but at every corner i just wanted to jump through the screen and grind up megan with a supersized mortar and pestle. i have never hated the main characters more, and they weren’t even anti-heros. they were just egregiously unlikable. the singing was just unbearable. the only funny part was when the little boy died in the car crash.
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Thirteen 2003
when the brother accidentally hit on his sister i think i actually felt bile creep up my throat. this movie shocked and discomforted me more than any horror movie i’ve ever seen and i appreciate that. i cannot believe nikki reed and her co star we’re only 14 when they filmed this. i feel like there should be a law against it but then again it was 2003. i hope nobody’s parents ever see this film.
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