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The Cabin in the Woods 2011
This is one of the dumbest movies I’ve ever fucking watched & that speaks levels seeing as I’ve watched Shaolin soccer. Idk if this was supposed to be a horror movie or a Truman show remix. I googled the budget for this movie & it was $30 million !!!! They wasted half of that on the CGI, had to. It’s like your typical white people horror movie stereotypes with your “hey let’s check out this dark hole” or “hey we should split up.” It wasn’t scary nor was it funny. Smh
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001
Right so this is my first time ever indulging in anything Harry Potter. I rm being forced to check these books out in the library due to my high reading level in elementary school (ima fucking genius) but I didn’t read it cuz it sounded stupid & I wanted to watch diary of a wimpy kid instead
I will say tho, completely blew my expectations out of the water. I don’t overly love it but I damn sure don’t hate it…Translated from by
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Waves 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Ngl I fell asleep after bra went to jail but this movie was ass !!! Nigga was ass at wrestling & was popping yercs every 2 seconds . Not to add the fact he had bleached waves 👎🏾👎🏾 Got his hoe pregnant , didn’t want her to keep it , then killed her by accident on purpose. Yea, this movie is for girls
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