averykvogt

averykvogt

Favorite films

  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • D.E.B.S.
  • The Big Short
  • About Time

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  • Sidelined: The QB and Me

  • How to Train Your Dragon

    ★★★★½

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★½

  • Crazy Rich Asians

    ★★★½

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  • Sidelined: The QB and Me

    Sidelined: The QB and Me

    My favorite part was when my friends and I thought we were at least an hour and a half in but in reality we had watched 30 minutes.

  • How to Train Your Dragon

    How to Train Your Dragon

    ★★★★½

    the connection this movie has to gay people needs to be studied

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  • My Old Ass

    My Old Ass

    ½

    this feels like it was made by homophobic parents to use as propaganda.
    “you are straight and respect your parents 😵‍💫😵‍💫”

  • FRED 3: Camp Fred

    FRED 3: Camp Fred

    lesbian cunt mothering a twink birth…absolute, unequivocal devouration. camp is the perfect word for this masterpiece. toilet humor is used as masterfully as michaelangelo and his chizzle. the rocket blowing up the outhouse was when I knew this movie has surpassed the godfather. I would send this movie to space as the perfect representation of humanity as we know it.

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