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Favorite films

  • Clerks
  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • Romeo + Juliet
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★★½

  • Secretary

    ★★★★

  • Challengers

    ★★★★½

  • As Above, So Below

    ★★★

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  • Secretary

    Secretary

    ★★★★

    this movie raises my heart rate to critical levels. i am exhaling loudly through my nose and clenching my fists

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    i don’t think anyone has ever been as hot onscreen as mike faist is in challengers except maybe like gene kelly. i am obsessed with this movie it is so sharp and even if its a simple
    premise i think sexual dynamics through tennis is pretty cool ESPECIALLY when soundtracked by reznor & ross. its a win for me luca

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  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ½

    i cannot even begin to describe how fucking AWFUL this movie is holy mother of god. just the most commercial cookie cutter soulless pile of garbage. took everything i love about horror and shat on it. this movie choked on its subplots and then shat itself. it's making me ANGRY how bad this was i need to go chew some drywall

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    i should receive financial compensation for watching this with a man