Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Doppelgämbler 2025

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Genuinely go watch this right now. The first scene is a person sitting alone and quietly sobbing while watching Doogal. That should be all the info you need.

  you're gonna need to oil up for this one

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  Parents 2025

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Do all Australians just intrinsically know how to capture beautiful images on camera? Like this has absolutely no right being as compelling and sweet as it is.

  no maccas for David

Popular reviews

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  Green Up on Aisle 9: The Unbelievable True Story of the Shaggy Janitor 2025

  Watched 20 Mar 2025 4

  Probably the first movie I've ever seen that was partially shot on a 3DS, and I must say it really adds a layer. Dares to ask the question "what if The Elephant Man was chronically online?"

  A Disney Channel Original

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  Rick & The Goon 2025

  Watched 19 Mar 2025 1

  Enough with the long haired boys in disheveled suits and sneakers pointing guns at each other they're in every single Haver adjacent movie!!! No I'm just playing, this is a legitimately impressive ass film. 7 film students (if I'm not mistaken), 3 hours to shoot, improvised dialogue and plot structure, and the sheer competence on display from everyone involved is so tangible that I'm almost kind of infuriated. I wasn't a huge fan of the ending, it was like being…