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The Apprentice 2024
Incel daddy’s boy learns “business” from New York’s preeminent closeted psychopath lawyer. Add pure meth, a touch of coke and a penchant for gobbling all the burgers within a mile radius of 5th avenue and you get the current president of the United States. The film itself is a manic feat of genius from Ali Abbasi, whose dynamic style brings realism to the weird and bloated propaganda we’re told about mr. 47th. TW: there is a severe and intense sexual…
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Nosferatu 2024
Technically a perfect film—in the most literal way. Robert Eggers does cinema well, executing the language of film to a T. However, the story itself is a story told the same way 100 times throughout history. I expected an Eggers flair to it, but there was none to be found. It plods along from beat to beat and the only real vibrance is William Dafoe, everything else is just gray matter really. For a story that is at its core,…
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Poor Things 2023
One of the best films I’ve ever seen. It’s imaginative, visually insane and gorgeous and the characters are beautiful and true and so fucking fun to watch. It’s like a fairytale that I never wanted to end. Yorgos is one of the most talented and perceptive filmmakers of our time.
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Idiocracy 2006
Everybody references this piece of shit movie when talking about the US gov or current times, and I get it but this movie truly blows. The sexism alone is unwatchable but I pushed through to be unsurprised by what? MORE SEXISM. Like you don’t even see this kind of women-as-punchline shit in movies from the 40s. Mike Judge (writer and director) should go build himself a shame chamber and stay in there for a hot minute and have a long think about why he hates his mom so much.
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