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The Princess Bride 1987
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A strange virgin experience given it's cultural renown
The end of an agonizingly long rope-climbing chase sequence marks the transformation of this film from confusingly generic metafictional fantasy slop to a genuinely charming tropey comedy??????
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• Fastest Character Exposition via Quirky Traits Any% Speedrun World Record
• The absence of my care for anything on screen takes far too long to be rectified; not despite the rapid pacing but bc of itAND ITS TAINTED!!! Spooky…
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Elemental 2023
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Never have I been so rapidly riddled with disappointment; not towards this movie directly, but rather towards the expeditious rate at which our society advanced in the late 20th century such that elective lobotomies are no longer available & that I must now live my life knowing that the agonizing memory of this putrid film will not exit my subconscious until I inevitably perish.
Inexcusable Markov chain-like decisions permeate every aspect of this garbage:
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