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Favorite films

  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Petite Maman
  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space
  • Bound

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  • The Parenting

    ★★

  • O'Dessa

    ★★

  • Exhibiting Forgiveness

    ★★★★

  • Strange Darling

    ★★★½

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  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★½

    I see the faults in this movie, I understand it’s not perfect(which is why it’s not a 5 star) …. 
    But thus far , this film may have tugged on my heart strings the most. Because of past events in my own life , the last 15ish minutes turned me into a puddle of tears even after knowing what to expect. 
    I love this film. I love Sean Durkin. I love the cast. I love the montages…. I could go on 

    Go hug your family

  • Climax

    Climax

    ★★★★

    This step up multiverse is WILD

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  • Strange Darling

    Strange Darling

    ★★★½

    Call him Mr. Snuffleupagus forreal !

  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★½

    Okay. This fucks hard! 
    Reminds me of a better rocketman

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  • Dual

    Dual

    ★★★½

    There I was , empty theatre, and this family of 4 adults and 3 young kids walk in and sit right next to me. 
    Right after the first scene the mom looks at me and says “sir, this isn’t sonic the hedgehodge, is it?”

  • Longest Third Date

    Longest Third Date

    What a waste of time. I was hoping someone got murdered