Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  American Pie 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Jul 2024

  Single malt?
  “Aged 18 years. Just the way I like it.”

  Not stopping Tara Reid from getting Botox is my greatest regret.

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  EuroTrip 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Jul 2024

  “This isn’t where I parked my car”

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  I’m so sorry… we’ll be right back.

  No honey, I’ll be back, you’ll be in the kitchen.

  I thought this was a comedy movie but I was the only one in the theatre laughing unfortunately

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2024

  Superbad but lesbian and messy. Also marshawn lynch is a G

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