Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Double Down 2005

  ½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Had 15 strokes while watching this “film”. Die

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  Kill Switch 2008

  ½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Boob bomb to open the movie…..

  Thanks Steven

Popular reviews

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  Killing Salazar 2017

  ½ Watched 10 Apr 2024

  irredeemable garbage. most forgettable movie of all time. what the fuck was even the plot. awful dialogue even for seagal standards. he couldn’t even fucking move his mouth this movie he was so lazy. this was a movie they needed a shitty dub for him. 1/2 star because (1) no innocent people gunned down by Steven seagal, (2) not enough Steven seagal

  worst marshals ever. literally cannot hear someone getting off the ground and walking towards them 

  “I was not born a fucking turnip. truck.”

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  Attack Force 2006

  ½ Watched 08 Apr 2024

  seagal played resident evil once and was like “holy shit” 

  
  “I just got a few questions for ya!” *shoots them immediately*

  i don’t think he needed to stab that dude in the skull like 3 times I’m pretty sure he was already dead lmao

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