“How the hell did he do that?” 

“MIND CONTROL”

I really like most of the look and feel of this movie. Lily-Rose Depp and Willem Dafoe bring the performances too. Beyond that I wish I could’ve got more into the story and its world. The pacing dragged on in the beginning and rushed a bit at the end for me too. 

I wanna revisit this after I watch the OG and other Dracula content. I hope at least some of them give the vampire as good of a stache as Eggers did here

Spider-Man: Fuck the Trolly Problem

It almost feels wrong giving this movie a score before the part 2 is out. They gmfu but I also respect how much of a cliffhanger they left off at. We're really bouta get the perfect Spider-Man trilogy, just took them 3 tries and the wrong medium