The Virgin Macaulay Connor vs. The Chad C.K. Dexter Haven
* Ashamed of name so goes by “Mike” / Proudly owns absurd name
* Writes books / Designs yachts
* Deeply uncomfortable in posh setting / Completely comfortable showing up day before his ex-wife's wedding
* Enjoys the library / Knows “roughly” where library is because his grandfather built it
* Doesn’t bring a wedding present / Present is a model of the yacht he built for the bride for…