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  • GoodFellas
  • Dazed and Confused
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • It Follows

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  • Grizzly Man

    ★★★★½

  • The Client

    ★★★

  • Mr. Deeds

    ★★

  • Big Daddy

    ★★½

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  • Grizzly Man

    Grizzly Man

    ★★★★½

    This is powerful, gorgeous, and tragic stuff, but what I'll probably take away most from this film is Timothy Treadwell's insane theater kid energy and his baffling insistence that he was the sole protector of a bear population that was already carefully monitored by wildlife officials and basically under no threat whatsoever. Also I loved all the foxes.

  • The Client

    The Client

    ★★★

    Nothing better than a so-so 90s thriller. Big fan of Tommy Lee Jones's genteel Southern drawl, Anthony LaPaglia's absolutely insane fits, and of course Susan Sarandon's red hot curls.

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  • Big Daddy

    Big Daddy

    ★★½

    Another mediocre entry from the Sandman. On the plus side, Joey Lauren Adams is always lovely as hell.

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    ★★

    Perhaps the most unlikeable leading man and lady combo in movie history. I'm not all that familiar with Bryce Dallas Howard as an actress so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt, but her bitchy career woman caricature in this film is all kinds of unfortunate. Chris Pratt, on the other hand, I absolutely loathe as an actor and his character here is about as insufferable as it gets. Also the whole script kinda just sucks dick. On the plus side, this is still a Jurassic Park flick and it's always fun watching dinosaurs murder the shit outta people.

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