I am utterly fascinated with the hedonistic lifestyle. There's something I find so sexy about the ultimate, albeit superficial, pursuit of luxury and pleasure in all its forms. The imagery of half-naked women covered in diamonds, hundred dollar bills strewn among lines of cocaine, champagne glasses sitting on a mirrored bar cart in a swanky penthouse, I eat that shit up. Whether or not these are healthy fantasies is a discussion for another platform, but I digress.
So when I…