Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Becoming a Werewolf 2005

  Watched 11 Mar 2025

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025 2

  Going to be extra nice to chatgpt from now on. Might even start saying thank you. You know… just in case. 

  Also Neo please stop stressing me out. I don’t want to see your parkour skills; go pick up the damn phone

Popular reviews

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  Black Narcissus 1947

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025 5

  I know what you are, general. You aren’t fooling me. 

  Alsooo the sexual tension is much less apparent on a rewatch but I would still do literally anything to ring that bell! Oh and remember guys: fatal horniness is caused by high altitudes and freakishly tan British men riding far too small ponies. Both are worth steering clear of.

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  Rear Window 1954

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025 3

  “Nobody’s paying attention to you, everyone’s busy worrying about themselves” False! Jeff is watching. Jeff is always watching