Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hanna 2011

  ★★½ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  Made Dad take me to see this at like 11 when it came out lol. I remember being absolutely blown away by the trailer, and into The Chemical Brothers because of my father as well (likely why he was willing to take me at all). Can’t put my finger on what this reminds me of the second time around, but Wiki said heavily Lynch-inspired. Pretty terrible execution! Alfonso Cuarón was briefly attached to direct, which could’ve been real sexy. Score is…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Did we ever get an explanation for the man in the pigeon costume? Whimsy is back in a big way, regardless!

Popular reviews

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  Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Jun 2024

  I’m Hannah Einbinder’s right-hand arm man. I’m her best friend, her confidant. Her silly rabbit.

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2024

  Weird whore representation! 

  Was rooting for Gladstone this Oscar season, but I’m going to state something (potentially) controversial before I’ve watched KOTFM: Emma Stone stuck the landing here.

  Skimmed reviews and saw media literacy at an all-time low with winding critiques of this film’s socialist praxis. If your takeaway was “baby woman became a whore, men degrading 2 her :( bad feminism“ you weren’t putting any sort of effort in. Beautifully acted and scored. Set design and costuming are meticulously…