ayden

ayden

my reviews are tasteless and they suck but they’re honest and from the heart

Favorite films

  • Suspiria
  • The Holdovers
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Conclave

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  • Magnolia

    ★★★★★

  • Hoodwinked!

    ★★★★★

  • Donnie Darko

    ★★★

  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    ★★★★

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  • Magnolia

    Magnolia

    ★★★★★

    Another great movie from the Parent Teacher Association. That was awesome. Tom Cruise is the original Andrew Tate. Great acting. Great plot. Many parallels to Hoodwinked. I loved it.

  • Hoodwinked!

    Hoodwinked!

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    You’ve heard of scream queens now get ready for Lily Rose Depp as a seizure queen! No but seriously this was so good. -.5 star bc it doesn’t beat The Witch for me personally but it was really quite fantastic. I think the dark color grading was perfect, the hair and costumes were beautiful, and the use of shadows was so incredible and it all felt like a good homage to old horror films. I love vampires, I love Transylvania…

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    Been a while since I watched a truly funny film. I laughed a lot. The characters’ dynamics were incredible, everything felt very natural and realistic (as far as dialogue and intonation and conversation). I hated that little twink from the beginning. Especially when Ani was doing her little schoolgirl dance for him. He looked like a middle schooler seeing boobs for the first time. He literally asked her two questions abt herself. total. I genuinely thought there was gonna be…