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Hoodwinked! 2005
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
They used all of the budget on the granny snowboarding scene. That shit was awesome. When red is coming out of granny’s house without her hood on and someone says “she’s not wearing the hood, that’s just some kid” and then a bear walks by wearing a red hoodie and everyone follows him thinking it’s red… yeah that was fucking funny.
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Nosferatu 2024
You’ve heard of scream queens now get ready for Lily Rose Depp as a seizure queen! No but seriously this was so good. -.5 star bc it doesn’t beat The Witch for me personally but it was really quite fantastic. I think the dark color grading was perfect, the hair and costumes were beautiful, and the use of shadows was so incredible and it all felt like a good homage to old horror films. I love vampires, I love Transylvania…
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Anora 2024
Been a while since I watched a truly funny film. I laughed a lot. The characters’ dynamics were incredible, everything felt very natural and realistic (as far as dialogue and intonation and conversation). I hated that little twink from the beginning. Especially when Ani was doing her little schoolgirl dance for him. He looked like a middle schooler seeing boobs for the first time. He literally asked her two questions abt herself. total. I genuinely thought there was gonna be…
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