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  Serenity 2019

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I watch a lot of shitty movies but this takes the cake

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  Alpha Dog 2006

  ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Feb 2025

  Would have got 4 stars if it weren’t for those  shitty green screen scenes.

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  Nosferatu 2024

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  Might be funnier than the first one. Shorty’s the best movie character of all time.

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