John Kelleher

John Kelleher Pro

As you can tell by my favorite movies,I am a man

Favorite films

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • You Were Never Really Here
  • Manchester by the Sea
  • Blue Ruin

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  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★★½

  • The Wailing

    ★★★★★

  • Thank You for Smoking

    ★★★★½

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  • Burning

    Burning

    ★★★

    I have very many a thought about this mediocre ass movie so bear with me.

    It's like if you took the last 30 pages out of a John green book.

    I related to the male lead for 10 whole minutes until he went to the chick's apartment, where he was promised a cat, and upon not receiving a cat, had sex with her????? Bro????? I'd be outta there. No cat? Yikes. (Seriously tho neither male characters are relatable at all…

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★½

    1 star for giving jlaw red hair and a half for Jonah Hill being typecast again as something I liked

    Adam McKay is so bad at this point oh my god

    Adam McKay tells a story about something he doesn't understand and then goes "see! It's bad!"

    Adam McKay is a redditor I fucking know it

    Adam McKay thinks the president literally blows corporate donors on the regular

    Adam McKay can't figure out what thing he cares about to make…

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    Never drinking mountain dew again

  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★½

    Insanely gorgeous my god

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  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis

    ★★★★★

    Man rewatching this and actually like paying attention makes it on of my all time faves

    "I'm fucking tired, I thought I needed a nights rest but its more than that"

    That shit HURDED

  • Little Fish

    Little Fish

    ★★★★½

    The way he was definitely disgusted by her british accent he's so real for that