Ames

Ames

all reviews are completely arbitrary and subjective because I make the rules here

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Rebel Without a Cause
  • Logan
  • Aliens

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  • Dead Poets Society

    ★★★★½

  • Bullet Train

    ★★

  • Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

  • Paddington

    ★★★★½

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  • Dead Poets Society

    Dead Poets Society

    ★★★★½

    Neil my beloved 🥺

    this movie is absolutely a gay metaphor (it even has the canonical supportive English teacher in it)

    “just one accepting adult can reduce the risk of…”

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★

    pros of this movie:
    - kinda humorous at times
    - decent action scenes
    - bad bunny

    cons of this movie:
    - mascot abuse (justice for Momomon‼️)
    - British people
    - Thomas the tank engine references
    - too many plot threads to follow and keep track of

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  • Paddington in Peru

    Paddington in Peru

    ★★★★

    omg why am I crying over this bear

    loveeee him, he’s just a silly whimsical lil guy with his marmalade sandwiches 

    this is one of my favorite franchises like ever

    please protect this bear at all costs

    this movie was great, though I might be biased from nostalgia lenses (def the weakest of the three)

    it’s kind of crazy to see how I’ve grown up with the family (the first paddington came out in 2014, when I was in second grade???)

  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★★

    me during the entire movie: “what the fuck” “this movie is so unserious”

    me to my friend Paula:
    “wait so Miles Teller is just playing the same role again from top gun maverick”

    “wait the zombies on zombieback are kinda cunty”

    “okay when’s the jumpscare going to happen”

    “the gorge was hell #1, moving to France would be hell #2”

    “I think I would simply give up in any sort of apocalypse type situation”

    “YOOOOO MILES TELLER GETTING WHIPPED⁉️😳”