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Dead Poets Society 1989
Neil my beloved 🥺
this movie is absolutely a gay metaphor (it even has the canonical supportive English teacher in it)
“just one accepting adult can reduce the risk of…”
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Bullet Train 2022
pros of this movie:
- kinda humorous at times
- decent action scenes
- bad bunnycons of this movie:
- mascot abuse (justice for Momomon‼️)
- British people
- Thomas the tank engine references
- too many plot threads to follow and keep track ofTranslated from by
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Paddington in Peru 2024
omg why am I crying over this bear
loveeee him, he’s just a silly whimsical lil guy with his marmalade sandwiches
this is one of my favorite franchises like ever
please protect this bear at all costs
this movie was great, though I might be biased from nostalgia lenses (def the weakest of the three)
it’s kind of crazy to see how I’ve grown up with the family (the first paddington came out in 2014, when I was in second grade???)
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The Gorge 2025
me during the entire movie: “what the fuck” “this movie is so unserious”
me to my friend Paula:
“wait so Miles Teller is just playing the same role again from top gun maverick”“wait the zombies on zombieback are kinda cunty”
“okay when’s the jumpscare going to happen”
“the gorge was hell #1, moving to France would be hell #2”
“I think I would simply give up in any sort of apocalypse type situation”
“YOOOOO MILES TELLER GETTING WHIPPED⁉️😳”
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