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  Companion 2025

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Always thank Siri and Alexa, you never know if they’ll take over one day!

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  Queer 2024

  ★★★ Rewatched 28 Feb 2025

  Why do old gays have an obsession with twinks, he was doing too much, just chill and take things slow, how do you fall so hard for someone you don’t even know

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  Hellboy: The Crooked Man 2024

  ★½ Watched 03 Oct 2024

  This movie had so much potential, but I wouldn’t waste my time watching it again. About 10 people got up and left during the movie, I was tempted but thought I’d watch it through. This movie was more about witches than hellboy, interesting plot in theory but the execution was not it.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Sep 2024

  What the actual fuck did I just watch!!

  I have so many questions. Firstly there’s no way this bitch made the secret door herself and makes it look seamless! Secondly these bitches we’re so strong, the way they kick and throw each other across the room effortlessly, also the old lady could not have survived all that, head hit on a sink, multiple had bashes on that mirror and she’s still crawling around, just lay there and act dead, but…

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