Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  and y'know the best thing about the future?
  it hasn't happened yet.

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  Rats: Night of Terror 1984

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2024

  genuinely the best worst movie ive ever seen, I screamed and laughed so hard my throat is sore

  my favorite lines:
  "I was about to blast off" (in reference to being interrupted during public sex)
  "Something's wrong!" said after someone screamed bloody murder
  "commonly known as... Rats!"

  AND THE CONVEYER BELT OF RATS?????? oh my god

Popular reviews

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  Can't Buy Me Love 1987

  ★½ Watched 07 Oct 2021 4

  man ronald was a fucking prick. my god.

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  Journey to the Center of the Earth 1959

  ★★★½ Rewatched 05 Sep 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.