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The Blues Brothers 1980
this elicited nary a chuckle, not even an heartily amused expulsion of air, from me. if i was baked out my head or a boomer (intellectually similar profiles), maybe i would have been guffawing. i would have had more fun listening to someone explain the plot to me than actually watching the film. 2 stars for carrie fisher, 0.25 star for a passable depiction of stoicism and another 0.25 star because i rate catholics.
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Irish Wish 2024
1 star for Ms Lohan at her go girl give us nothingest. Another star for her ethnic girlgang who collectively have around a half gallon of face filler. But here's what I hate about it: no woman has ever pulled because her eyelash fell off, so that was unrealistic. Men are notoriously skittish around false eyelashes and I found that whole storyline a woeful misrepresentation of the modern woman's experience. Ms Lohan's outfits were fucking atrocious too. Everything was giving…
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Escape Room: Tournament of Champions 2021
despite the gravity of the situation, i can't help but feel like they were all being a bit dramatic. the two stars are awarded solely for the presence of indya moore. also the main girl has a mouth identical to that of jenna ortega, which is a delightful little piece of trivia.
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