Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Voyagers 2021

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I hate when decent plot ideas are ruined by horrible execution and lack of vision

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Real Housewives of the Vatican

Popular reviews

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  I Care a Lot 2020

  ★½ Watched 19 Feb 2021

  Fuck this movie.!!
  Remember me... why do I have to root for two women who imprison old people in asylums to steal their life savings and alienate them from their families through corruption??? Ah, yes... because... *checks notes* lesbians and *checks again* not intimidated by men?!?! What the actual fuck?!

  The film can have a hundred meanings if you want to get pretentious; but at it’s core is quite bland and honestly I was hoping for the protagonist to die during the whole movie. And Ms. Peterson was the only character that kept me invested.

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  Deep Water 2022

  ★★ Watched 20 Jul 2022

  Rub off the glitter and purple lighting off of Sam Levinson and find out how mediocre his writing truly is.

  Also, I feel like Ana de Armas was not the right choice for this role. But she is not the reason this movie fails to be engaging in the slightest.