Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Tron 1982

  ★★ Watched 13 Aug 2023

  what it would look like if you got sucked into one of those abstract movie theater carpets.

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  Passengers 2016

  ★★ Rewatched 21 Aug 2023 1

  if chris pratt woke me up in the middle of my cryogenic slumber, damning me to a lifetime spent solely in his presence, i would simply kill myself.

Recent reviews

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  North by Northwest 1959

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  the crop duster scene has to be one of alfred hitchcock's best. that's real director master shit.

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  once you realize that netflix executives don't like movies, all their decisions start to make sense.

Popular reviews

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  They Cloned Tyrone 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023 1

  netflix originals are a real gamble. you either get a flaming dumpster fire or the cinema equivalent of sex. i'm happy to report this is the latter.

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  There's Something About Mary 1998

  ★★½ Watched 11 Aug 2023

  carrying around a photo of a girl you talked to once in high school should send you straight to prison.