Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  Most accurate thing about this movie was an 82 year old man being president I guess all it takes is a little gamma radiation and some Peloton on Air Force 1

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  Final Destination mixed with Toy Story 3. I thought this was a Robbie Williams biopic but the decapitated babysitter said otherwise. Hal is an awful father and really sent his kid into an evil layer to die. This movie would have been a certified classic if I saw it in 8th grade

Popular reviews

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Jun 2024

  Movie 1 - Jessie Plemons cuddles with daddy Dafoe after spitting terrible game to Emma Stone

  Movie 2- Jesse Plemons wants to relive his foursome and enjoy a meal of cauliflower with thumb 

  Movie 3- Emma Stone whips a Hell Cat while trying to find her messiah and in returns gives mommy issues to her daughter

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2024

  How can you not love sword fights, baboons on steroids and mommy issues. Biggest historical inaccuracy is having a 70 year old Denzel have any kind of role in the Roman government.